Info

Lifemark: A Made For TV Podcast

Two friends (plus the occasional guest) watch the best and worst that the Lifetime network and Hallmark channel have to offer. Follow us on twitter @lifemarkcast
RSS Feed Subscribe in iTunes
Lifemark: A Made For TV Podcast
2016
September
August
July
June
May


Categories

All Episodes
Archives
Categories
Now displaying: Page 1
Sep 30, 2016

Michelle and Stephanie get real pious and unplug for a while to discuss the Amish movie Harvest of Fire, starring Patty Duke and Jennifer Garner.  We also learn about amish erotica and Lifemark cat Dewey makes an appearance.

Sep 23, 2016

Is this a great movie or the GREATEST movie?  Also, Michelle and Stephanie might have lost their minds after this one.  It's Stalked by my Doctor from Lifetime and stars Eric Roberts.  Yes.  THAT Eric Roberts.  Watch lots of stalking, lots of inappropriate fantasies and the most chewing of scenery we've ever witnessed.  

Sep 16, 2016

Well, you knew this had to happen at some point. We watched Flowers In The Attic starring Ellen Burstyn, Heather Graham and Kiernan Shipka.  We are joined by guest, Megan Sunday, V.C. Andrews aficionado and creator of the Trapped in the Attic blog (https://trappedintheattic.wordpress.com/).  We talk teen sex and why it was probably a REALLY bad idea that we read this book when we were in middle school.  

Sep 9, 2016

In this week's episode of Lifemark, we watch Winnie Cooper as a wedding planner, meet the oldest 10 year old in the world and learn all about the importance of spare tires in Perfect Match from Hallmark.  We are joined by Jesse Cooper of the Turn To Page and Random Sampling podcasts.

Sep 2, 2016

Michelle is steering this shipwreck of a movie with guests Becky Wilson (www.wewritegood.com) and Patrick Hamilton (@wewritegood) of the Kill By Kill Podcast (@killbykillpod on twitter).  Join us as we embark on a cruise through murder and infidelity with Deadly Honeymoon from Lifetime.  

Also, the rumors of Stephanie's demise have been greatly exaggerated and she'll be back for next week

 

Aug 26, 2016

Stephanie is joined this week by Wendy Mays of the Pet Cinematary Podcast (https://www.facebook.com/PetCinematary/) to watch The Rose Cafe, a Canadian made for tv movie from 1988, so you know its just like the regular American made for tv movies, but like 35% more polite and with free health care.  This movie is the first of the Shades Of Love movie series so you know there are more of these cinematic wastes to come.  Also, Parker Stevenson is in it! 

Aug 19, 2016

We are joined this week by Clint Worthington of the Alcohollywood Podcast (http://www.alcohollywood.com/).  We watched Cyber Seduction.  We don't know how we feel about this movie.  We just know its not great.  Or even good.  Also, we take a nostalgic trip back to what internet porn was like when Geocities was all the rage.  Also, teen sex is scary. Fact  

Aug 5, 2016

This week on Lifemark, Michelle and Stephanie talk Ladies Of The House, starring Florence Henderson, Pam Grier and Richard Roundtree.  That's right! Mrs Brady is in a movie with Shaft and Foxy Brown.  Amazingly, no one gets called a Jive Turkey.  Oh and Stephanie totally cried during this movie and she feels just as embarrassed as you'd expect

 

Jul 28, 2016

From Lifetime, it's The Inherited! There is a spooky house and all kind of creepy townsfolk and they would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that meddling dog.  Also, ghosts want to listen to you have sex.

Jul 22, 2016

Never has gluten tasted so deadly.  We watched the Hallmark movie Murder She Baked : A Chocolate Chip Cookie Mystery with Sammi C from the Highly Illogical Newsletter (http://tinyletter.com/spockgrrl & @spockgrrl on twitter).  We also try to figure out why how so much whipped cream could be used on one cup of black coffee

Follow us on twitter @lifemarkcast and follow our podcast network at @eartrumpetaudio

 

Jul 15, 2016

We learn all about the Mormon hole, which is probably, pretty much, what you think it is.  We are joined by Erin Gambrill, host of the Ladies Who Library Podcast.  We also talk about what Michelle would do if she wanted to murder someone and the sexual advances that only a kitten calendar can bring.  

Lifemark : A Made for TV Podcast is part of the Ear Trumpet Audio network, which you can find on Facebook at Ear Trumpet Audio, twitter @eartrumpetaudio or on the web at eartrumpetaudio.com

Jul 8, 2016

Ya'll! It should have been better.  Billy Dee Williams was in it! It should have been amazing.  Instead, we are left with one of the worst Lifetime movies we've watched so far.  We do get a lot of Costas Mandylor in this 1995 Jennie Garth film.  

We were joined this week by Josh Lucas from the Prefer Not to podcast.  Give his show as listen at www.pntcast.com and follow on twitter @pntcast.

Lifemark is a proud member of the Ear Trumpet Audio Network.  Details at eartrumpetaudio.com

Jul 1, 2016

Happy Birthday, America! We got you this podcast episode about a movie that has about ttttthiiiiiisss much to do with July 4th.  There is a lot of ice cream and a lot of bad music in this movie that has about as much conflict as an episode of Dora The Explorer. 

Follow us at @lifemarkcast on twitter and like Lifemark on Facebook.

A proud member of the eartrumpetaudio.com network

Jun 24, 2016

There are cheerleaders.  There are murders.  Thats...well....thats pretty much all there is to it.  Michelle and Stephanie roll solo for this episode about teenagers and curses in the way only Lifetime could bring us.  Follow us on twitter at @lifemarkcast and subscribe to all the shows in the Ear Trumpet network at eartrumpetaudio.com

Jun 17, 2016

Ok. Time Out.  We watch the painfully unexciting Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story from Lifetime.  There's drinking! And karate! And $20 a week allowances.  And not much else. We are joined by Greg Moseley and discuss the possibility of Tyler Durden as the 7th star of Saved by the Bell.

Lifemark is proud to be part of the Ear Trumpet Audio network.  www.eartrumpetaudio.com

Jun 10, 2016

We watch The Magic of Ordinary Days from Hallmark and the only magic is that we managed to sit through all 2 hours of it.  We are joined by Ashleigh Hartman from thetipsyverse.com

Alt titles : "I'm not fat, I'm just pregnant...with cake", "The least cool Beet Box", "Not Without My Dog"

follow us at @lifemarkcast or email us at lifemarkcast@gmail.com

A member of the Ear Trumpet Audio network

Jun 4, 2016

This week we are joined by Stephanie's husband, Dave where they discuss how important fresh fruit would be should one of them die, how to make the worst margarita, and just how many Irish stereotypes one can fit in a 85 minute movie.

Alternate Titles : I Don't Want To Miss A Thing.  Vase Smashers, INC.  Not With His Wife (no really)

Follow us on twitter at @lifemarkcast or email us at lifemarkcast@gmail.com

May 27, 2016

We're taking a new direction this week with a gushy, chick-flicky trip to the Hallmark Channel. A Ring By Spring may or may not have had us questioning our very sanity. Alt Titiles: "Wasting Away Again In Mozzarellaburg", "Carbs and the Jerkwads That Hate Them", "Lets Just Call Him Arnie".  Follow us on twitter @lifemarkcast or email us at lifemarkcast@gmail.com

May 20, 2016

Our premiere episode! We watch the Lifetime classic Mother May I Sleep With Danger starring Tori Spelling.  Alternate Episode titles: Mother May I Sleep With Murder, Mother May I Sleep With Jackson, Keep Your Murder Victims Close and Your Girlfriends Closer. follow us on twitter at @lifemarkcast or email us at lifemarkcast@gmail.com. Review and Subscribe and Thanks!

May 17, 2016

Welcome to Lifemark: A Made for TV Podcast.  Each week, Michelle and Stephanie will watch a movie from the Lifetime Network or Hallmark Channel and discuss the films finer points.  

 

Learn about our first episode and what crapfest we'll be watching to kick things off

 

Follow us on twitter @lifemarkcast

1