What happens when two Royal obsessed friends have no sleep and some mimoas and a BBC news feed to keep them company?  Well, its this.  ITS 2 HOURS!  Watch the royal wedding again and try and sync this up.  Its impossible but try.  We talk about hats and bell sleeves and why Prince Phillip looks the way he does and the impact of representation and why little Charlotte is our favorite member of the Royal Family.

Lifetime movies are back, baby! We watched Sleeper or My Husband's Secret Life, depending on who you ask.  We wonder what spies in New Zealand are like and learn you can buy KGB shit on ebay.